I should have known what would happen when I asked the Epi team Slack channel about everyone's favorite date. I couldn't decide if I was being mocked or actually needed to clarify my question (it was the former). If you don't eat enough dates to have a favorite variety, it's in your best interest to start. You might be able to release a Date Power Ranking of your own—which will hopefully not include April 25th. Also, good dates should look and feel distinct from one another, rather than squished into a mushy date puck.